Open for Fizzness
That’s right, Club Fizz has finally passed all inspections.
Today the gas pressure held perfectly and everything is signed off.
My life is now inspector free.
This means:
a) No more $$ for permits & fees etc.
b) No more nosy people to please
c) Modification, modification, modification
and of course there will be a halloween party on October 27-cool people only.
You know who you are.
OMG it’s the furnace!
So we were talking about the test and all the things we did with some friends today.
We went through all the appliances- the stove, the dryer, the water heater, the BBQ. and the FURNACE!
We forgot about the FURNACE. It wasn’t capped off. So that was the problem all along.
Rescheduled inspection for Wednesday.
New gauge, still no pass.
So the inspector came back and really wanted to pass us.
But it still didn’t work.
So we have no idea what to do next. We might have to start knocking down walls to search for the leak 
“That is a CRAPPY gauge.”
That’s what the inspector said this morning after she smacked it a couple of times.
So off to the store to get a new,non-crappy one and she will be back at 3 this afternoon.
Club Fizz Fails AGAIN
So everything checked out with the exception of one thing–the gas pressure check. It turns out that there was a really crappy valve thing on the stove gas thing and it had a really minor slow leak.
Anyway, it caused the important pressure check to fail. By the time we figured out what it was, the inspector had to leave to the next appointment.
At first I was mad at the mean inspector again but then I realized that she is just doing her job and protecting me as the home owner blah blah blah.
Anyway, re-inspection will be happening on Thursday.
Tomorrow is a very scary exciting day!
The mean City of Oakland building inspector is coming back hopefully for the last time to give final sign off on all of Club Fizz. This means that they will never come back ever again and I won’t have to worry about them sticking their big fat noses all over every crevice of my house.
Here is HAL’s drywall all ready for the inspector.
Today totally sucked!
All my permits expired because everything is so slow so I had to pay an extra $433 to the crappy City of Oakland to renew them
Attention mean City of Oakland building inspector:
Railing is now up to code-swears.
FINALLY. The railing is installed.
This took MONTHS to complete.
The color is a fabulous powder-coated Tiger P2 Glimmer!
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Now nobody who is crunk will fall off my stairs and sue me.
Dear Creepy Stalker Contractor
I should have known you were too creepstyle to work on something as important as Club Fizz.
Don’t come near me or my house again.
| Him: | I can do your project and do a really good job because I know what I’m doing. | |
| Me: | Great, how much will it be? | |
| Him: | It will cost $50 an hour but since you are my friend I’ll give you a 25% discount. | |
| Me: | That sounds great. Let’s do it. You seem like a nice person and a good friend. | |
| Him: | Im so scary that I can turn a mountin into a hole .. | |
| Me: | That’s really weird. Please stop sending me creepy text messages. | |
| Him: | God i can’t get better | |
| Me: | What do you mean? | |
| Him: | I have alcohol poisoning so I need to leave. | |
| Me: | But everything is a big mess and you did it all wrong. | |
| Him: | I can’t stand being around you or your car or your FIZZ! | |
| Me: | But this is the worst thing anyone could ever do. You are a horrible person. | |
| Him: | Never ever want to see you again Periud! Haselhoff. Tan germenic , all american hero. Falls . So short. |
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| Me: | Please stop sending me insane text messages. | |
| Him: | I am not insane. I am just GUILTY. | |
| THE END |
